Potato Tales

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      Chapter 315: “Disaster Relief Porridge”

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      by Potato “What are you laughing at?” The Third Prince looked utterly confused. Then, realizing his own tattered appearance, he understood. He did, after all, look rather… shabby. So, he added, “Don’t be fooled by our ragged clothes. Our identities are far beyond what your county magistrate could ever hope to reach. Go summon him immediately—once he sees us, he will understand everything.” The short guard, already struggling to hold in his laughter, nearly passed out from breathlessness as the Third…
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      Chapter 314: Showing Morality—At Least They Left Underwear

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      by Potato A light breeze swept across the field, causing the half-meter-high wild grass to bend in the wind. As the grass swayed, it revealed three men—each wearing nothing but a pair of underpants. Their breathing was steady, but their bare upper bodies were covered in red, swollen mosquito bites. Before long, one of the men, a middle-aged man, suddenly opened his eyes. Staring up at the star-filled sky, his expression first showed confusion—then quickly shifted to terror. He sat up abruptly and, upon…
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      Chapter 313: Walk Back as Commoners

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      by Potato Gu Ning'an’s words caught the three men completely off guard. Never in their wildest dreams did they expect that after being subjected to death threats, Mr. Gu would still speak to them so calmly—and even claim that he had never intended to take their lives! Could this be the magnanimity of an immortal? "Many thanks, Mr. Gu!" The three of them responded in unison, hastily clasping their hands in gratitude. Gu Ning'an waved his hand dismissively and pointed in a direction, saying flatly, "The Great…
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      Chapter 312: Journeying in Search of Immortals, Unaware of the One Beside

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      by Potato The Third Prince, being young and strong, coupled with his feigned weakness, caught Royal Prince Ye off guard with a sudden kick. It sent him flying, tumbling a few times before landing heavily on the ground. His weapon was flung somewhere unknown. Seeing this, Ye Zhiqing bit her lip hard, her body trembling slightly, yet she made no move to help her father. Meanwhile, the two princes each picked up a weapon that suited them, neither advancing nor retreating. They were well aware of their limits. Even…
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      Chapter 311: The Interchange of Illusion and Reality

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      by Potato In just moments, the once-mighty “cloud tigers and water dragons” were completely obliterated by the brilliant red radiance. Even Ye Zhiqing, upon being touched by the crimson light, found her movements sluggish, as if she had fallen into a quagmire. The Red Plum Tree Demon extended countless branches, methodically shaping them into a massive bell, which it then slammed down over Ye Zhiqing, trapping her within as she struggled to escape the red glow’s range. As it did so, the tree demon caught…
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      Chapter 310: Illusion

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      by Potato Roar~~~! A thunderous roar, shaking the heavens, echoed from the north. At the same time, two terrifying auras spread across the land! The roar was deep and majestic, like the thunder of ancient times, causing the earth to tremble. For a thousand miles around, every demon beast that heard it collapsed to the ground, their bodies trembling uncontrollably. In the dense forest, flocks of birds took flight from the treetops, as if desperate to escape, wanting to put as much distance as possible between…
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      Chapter 309: Saving for a Moment, But Not for a Lifetime

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      by Potato "Master! Master!" "Master, please undo the seal and let me out!" "My father crushed the communication jade, and I sensed a trace of demonic energy!" "The power within that jade isn't enough to resist it!" While shouting, Ye Zhiqing pounded on the wooden door of the Scripture Copying Room, making loud "bang bang" sounds. However, no matter how much she called out, there was no response from outside. Anxious beyond measure, she dropped heavily to her knees, continuously kowtowing toward the door. With…
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      Chapter 308: Red Plum

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      by Potato Picking up a long blade from the ground, the Third Prince gripped its hilt tightly, took a few deep breaths, and responded, “So, Uncle has colluded with the Miao Gu people. No wonder you’ve remained so calm.” “However, it seems that the skill of the one who cast the gu poison is lacking. I still have several dozen iron cavalrymen left, and with myself included, taking your head doesn’t seem like such a difficult task.” “Now that you’ve conspired with the Miao Gu people and harmed my Great…
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      Chapter 307: “Control”

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      by Potato Gu Ning'an’s words were calm and measured, yet to the ears of the cavalry, they struck like a thunderclap! In that moment, scenes from just days prior surfaced in their minds—when they had hunted down and slaughtered the refugees. Most of the refugees, upon seeing them, had even believed they were sent by the court to help. But when their blades fell upon those very people, the looks in their eyes—confusion and fear—remained etched in their memories, haunting them. Now, as Gu Ning'an brought it…
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      Chapter 306: The Five Decays of Heaven and Man

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      by Potato After learning about the concept of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man from Daoist Ling Xi, Gu Ning'an compared it to what he had known in his past life about the same term. There were similarities between the two, yet they were not entirely the same. In his past life, the Five Decays of Heaven and Man were categorized into greater and lesser declines. Their manifestations included—clothing becoming filthy, withering of the flower on one's head, cessation of heavenly music, sudden extinguishing of…
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